Made out with some random "plus sized" young lady. She let me kiss her boobies. It was like I was 6 months old again.
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
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Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
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Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
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