Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
There are 144 bottles of wine in my mother's pantry. She just shrugged her shoulders and said it was for the wine pong tournament on Christmas Day.
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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