Three words: puerto rican gang bang
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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