No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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