we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
I woke up with a new Tiffanys necklace on. I'm such a classy drunk.
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.