You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
I told the cop it was my birthday and he said "happy fuckin birthday", handcuffed me and threw me in the back of the cop car.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
The bosnian sent me a sext with his dick next to a comcast remote. It went up to the "stop" button. Ironic and appropriate. Grab your remote and imagine it.
You've ruined television for me.
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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