How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
its 4am and she invited me over to split a 'romantic bowl of frosted flakes'...really dude?...what do you think she's trying to say?...she better not be kidding about the frosted flakes though.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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