He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
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