he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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