Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
i should start naming my morning wood
great idea but wrong number
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
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I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
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Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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