well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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