There was a lot of him and a little penis
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
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He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
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cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
Shit day. Some kids decided to open my car at 3 AM while I was at work and the alarm went off. I went after them with a sword but they were minors so I didn't kill them.
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