Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
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Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
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He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
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