fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
there was a trapeze. enough said
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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