I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
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Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
We didn't have a blender for the margaritas, so she tried to use the garbage disposal and wasted half a handle of my grandpa's good tequila.
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
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Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
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