the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
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