My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
love makes seman taste better
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
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I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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