Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
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Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
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New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
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