am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
Let's go get our ovaries removed together. It'll be like bonding by getting mani/pedis, but with more vicodin and less unwanted pregnancies.
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
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