You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
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Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
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Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
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