I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
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Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
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Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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