I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
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I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
There r osticjed everywhere
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
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Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
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