it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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