If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
Places you have drunkenly threatened to piss: my bed, my bros bed, my moms bed, my bros wedding
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
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