You were right. It hurts to walk today.
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
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But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
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Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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