the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
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