Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
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