Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
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