I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
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My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
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I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
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