WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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