You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
Don't park in the garage. I installed a stripper pole while drunk and it's kinda in the way
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
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