do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
He sang the chorus to “Inside of you” by Russel Brand in Forgetting Sarah Marshall as he proceeded to not pull out...
Honestly? I wouldn’t even be mad, that probably took talent
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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