I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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