Well the candle wax mightve been sexy if he didn't drop the candle and light half my bed on fire
u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
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my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
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I learned 3 things lastnight....1. Turkeys are related to the t-rex. 2. Whales have leg bones cause they used to walk. 3. I will sing drunk in the waffle house, but not during karaoke in the bar
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
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