Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
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47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
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That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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