As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
Having to grow a landing strip to cover the bruises from pole dancing. Thanks for the birthday present, but next time, maybe just a gift card?
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
Apparently the cops had to handcuff me in order to get me to come with to the hospital with them. They asked me if I had had any experience with handcuffs before and I replied, "Only in bed." What a life
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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