I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
My vagina just recognized that song.
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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