I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
A guy at the bar bought me a jag bomb because I'm the chick that frosts his donuts at KT. Never have I been more proud of being a failure at life.
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So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
Roommate is eating a chimichanga, watching Dr Doolittle 2 and weeping. His Tuesday hangovers make me feel better about my life.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
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Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
my biography would be titled "haunting truths and dick jokes: a tale of love, loss, and masturbation."
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
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