Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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