we have officially lost it.
i'm in hospital, i have an exam in 3 hours and the man in the cubicle next to me is doing a noisy poo. this has to get better.
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
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well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
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I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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