I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
Remind me to tell you the Scottish bar story tomorrow
Remind me to tell you it was a shitty story when you're done telling it tomorrow
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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