I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
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sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
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We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
How drunk are you?
Completed.
one of my coworkers asked me if I was PMSing today...... excuse me sir, but it is none of your business as to what my uterus is or is not doing right now. fucker.
and yea, I'm PMSing.
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
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