dude i'm inner monologue high
remember when you found twisted pleasure condoms in my parents bathroom? theyre gone.
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
Randomize
