Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
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I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
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He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
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