I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
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using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
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Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
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