If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
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I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
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you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
I just crawled out of bed at 5AM to make her a peanut butter and Nutella sandwich. Somewhere in the distance, I could hear whips cracking.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
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