nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
now i know why i became what i already was.
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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