Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
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answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
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I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
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