That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
Two words: blizzard sex
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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