just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
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is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
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I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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