we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
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just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
Your cock deserves a montage
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
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You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
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