she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
I have a running excel spreadsheet detailing the number of shots in a night and subsequent ability to masturbate
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
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