his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
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The homeless guy out front said it's his birthday and he asked us to join him for happy hour after work. He's buying a fifth of gin to celebrate.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
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I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
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