Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
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