do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
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It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
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I'm going to text my booty call and tell him nevermind, that I got the job finished by myself. That will teach him to text back faster.
This lesson is brought you by a psychology class.
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
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