just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
i black out too much to be "responsible"
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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