So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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