I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
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At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
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Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
in your professional opinion, what's the most elegant way of saying "sorry I spent all night flirting with you, I thought you were gay" ?
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